A Crazy Email

Just to lighten the mood a bit, I thought I would share a funny email that I wrote to my friend Miranda. You might have to know me to think it's funny, but I thought you might like it. Enjoy!

Miranda! You are so silly. I haven't called you because...
1) My big toe on my right foot is caught in a pickle jar.
2) My pet Llama ate my grey poupon so it's hard to read the numbers on the phone.
3) It rained on my parade (the one with the singing monkeys, not the other one. Please, try to follow me, ok?)
4) Tomorrow is the international three-legged carrot and ketchup eating race. (I should win since I'm the only one running it. Cross your fingers!)
5) Next week is a holiday (something like celabration of the flying pineapples day, or soemthing like that) so it will be impossiable to get through. You understand.
6) The sound of a dial tone causes me to dance around like a chicken on the forth of July (I don't know how THAT happened)
7) My cell phone battery is dead
8) I have never eaten a cooked sock in a nice clam sause before
9) I don't like phones...they smell. OR
10) Time flies by like a dog on training wheels

You pick which one, ok? Besides, I'm sure you have plenty of other friends callin'. Don't forget I will be seeing you in 2.5 weeks! YEAH, WOOHOO! Allrighty then. See you soon!!